May 2013
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
dooblerdoo:
whenever I create a text post
“Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...”
– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)
breakingbadamc:
Breaking Bad’s Spotify Playlist
...
me to boys my age: sorry, ur too young
maarnayeri:
Shoutout to all the immigrant kids who grew up ashamed of their culture and place of origin.
That had to yell over substitute teachers who would inevitably mispronunce their name and embarrass them in front of their peers. That are constantly told to go back to their country. That lied about where they came from. That had to coin nicknames for themselves, because their name was too...
tltty:
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others...”
– Miguel Ángel Ruiz (via oldblueeyes)
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“People try to tell me that Superman is simple and naive. They try to suggest to...”
– Justin Korthof (via cobalt-templar)
“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be...”
– Homer, The Illiad (via wiltedbones)
When exams are at the same time as tech week
sierralynn94:
whatshouldtheatrecallme:
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