“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
“Working as Blogger at Tumblr.”
“Fluent in sarcasm.”
“I don’t watch television.”
“Oh, I think I might already be busy that day. I’ll get back to you.”
(Source: phil-mitchell)
(Source: dazodiac)
(Source: moonchild30)
We need a least one night where we drink beer in the desert and watch the stars.
Lets make this happen.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
- Mark Twain (via adecentfellow)
(Source: noexplanationneeded)
“why am I still a virgin” he sighs to himself while taking off his guy fawkes mask and fedora after a long day of trolling
About Various Shades of Awkward
